What to do during the teacher strike that begins Thursday.
By TJ Boland Editor-in-Chief This gift guide is a list of what one Payton senior believes is essential for surviving Payton in the new year. As such it does not aim to […]
By Lindsay Holzman and Hayley Owens ASMR of Payton Prius Club: “Vroom Vroom, get out me Prius!” Based on recent observation, it has been brought to our attention that Toyota Priuses have […]
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Payton administration has announced that the new building will have to be shut down for repairs next week. The closure comes amid revelations that the industrial strength lead paint used to coat […]
By Matthew Marchbanks, Staff Writer Let the countdown begin… Turkey As the headliner of Thanksgiving dinner, turkey is one of the most iconic elements of a holiday dinner. Despite this clout, turkey […]
By Nyarai Khepra Staff Writer Aries: Turkey You’re the main attraction, Aries! People admire your passion and independent spirit. Taurus: Dressing and Stuffing People either love or hate you, Taurus, but […]